so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
my chest is literally so tight right now over a number of things and my eyes are like waterfalls right now
Do ya’ll even understand that Beyonce been on a world tour since April?
AND SHE KILLED WITH THIS NEW ALBUM!
AND THESE VIDEOS!!!
When will your favorite EVER attempt some shit like this?!
She know her BeyHive, she didn’t even have to tell us a date beforehand.
Yo, this woman is fucking QUEEN OF EVERYTHING.
I am completely stanning out right now.
Ooooooh wait! She did give a hint!
SHE GAVE A DAMN HINT ON FACEBOOK THIS MORNING!
She said today was the 100th show of the Mrs. Carter Show and she needed to do something to CELEBRATE!
AN ALBUM, MRS KNOWLES-CARTER, A CELEBRATION INDEED!
tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.
do you guys remember this cute video of a poodle walking on its hind legs?
well, in order for the puppy to learn this, its owner trained it by yelling, cursing, hitting, and throwing it. simply to gain internet fame.
video proof can be found here. warning: it is very hard to watch, but this puppy deserves justice.
if you’d like to act, here is a link to a petition
more people need to know the truth behind this “cute walking puppy”